Dear Teeth Gods.

I am so sorry to have taken so long to get back to you but I wanted to thank you for Carson's lateral incisors. They both arrived last week and are on their way down. You have no idea how thrilled we all are...especially me! Carson won't let me in his mouth to check them out but I did pry my way in a few times and I do see the outline of the 2 front teeth coming too. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Oh and only my kid would get his incisors before his 2 front teeth, hmmmm.

Also, if you can let your friends the Sleep Gods know that Carson's mommy doesn't like to be woken up at 5 am three days in a row, that would be fantastic. We just need Carson to get back to his normal wake time. Mommy is spoiled and needs her 8 hours.

Thank you!!!!

Edited to add the following:
So the teeth Gods responded to my post already. Here is what she sent to Carson:

Dear Carson,

Sorry buddy for taking so long with that teeth order. Our folks up here had a lot of orders to fill recently but I made sure to get your request in as soon as I could. It won’t be too much longer before you’ll be chewing on everything in sight testing out your new chompers.

Now, what’s up with this early AM rising? I’m sure your mommy is pulling her hair out trying to keep you company in the morning.

Take it from me buddy, you’ll learn soon enough that sleep is your best friend and you should get lots of it.

Well, glad to hear those teeth arrived…gotta go.. just received another rush order for 2 front teeth.

An assistant’s work is never done!

Signed,
Executive Assistant to the Teeth Gods

p.s. And no biting Mommy’s finger either – that hurts!!